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Gramatically correct LOLcats not as funny, research finds

In an unprecedented study, researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology discovered a striking dissimilarity between grammatically correct and grammatically incorrect LOLcats.

Senior researcher, Michael Irwine commented, “Quite frankly, grammatically correct LOLcats just aren’t very funny. The primary factor is that people assume that if cats could talk, they’d be unable to spell and punctuate properly. When such felines do so, the outcome is both uninteresting and unfunny.”

“Yeah. They’re totally lame,” added Irwine’s colleague, Dr. Dick Stevenson.


Two identical LOLcats with different grammar.

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