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You enter your boss's office. He tells you to sit down and close the door. He tells you that he accidently took too much acid this morning and is currently tripping balls. He starts vomiting all over the place. He offers you some acid and you reluctantly take it. Whoops! That wasn't acid, it was cyanide. You're dead -- you lose.

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Getting a song stuck in your head is an early symptom of Parkinson's.

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