The Eastern Review - Choose your own adventure: 6

Choose your own adventure: 6
by R.L. STEINMETZ | APRIL 27, 2008

You go to the water cooler. Steve and Chris are waiting there patiently, eager to discourse on the merits and faults of the most recently re-shown episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. You debate whether or not you'd bang Hilary Banks. The consensus seems to be that only Chris, who is Asian, would do it. You avoid making a comment about "Uh-Oh Oroes" and go back to your desk. Do you...

7. Get through the day by staring at your computer screen, and then go home and beat your wife?

8. Start prank calling your co-workers?

9. Eat your lunch?

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