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| Choose your own adventure: 9
You take out your metal lunchbox and open it up. There's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a thermos with some tomato soup, and a banana. The banana takes some of the edge off, but you still feel like you want to kill somebody. Congratulations - you win! Enjoy the banana. |
DID YOU KNOW? If Bill O'Riley were a Democrat, he'd still be a fucking asshole.
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