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Choose your own adventure: 9

You take out your metal lunchbox and open it up. There's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a thermos with some tomato soup, and a banana. The banana takes some of the edge off, but you still feel like you want to kill somebody.

Congratulations - you win! Enjoy the banana.

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DID YOU KNOW?

If Bill O'Riley were a Democrat, he'd still be a fucking asshole.

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